You know you're living in 2010 when...

1.  You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2.  You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.  You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4.  You email the person who works at the desk next to you.

5.  Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have email addresses.

6.  When you go home after a long day you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7.  When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8.  You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors outnumber the permanent staff.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE

13. You red this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."

15. You get email from friends that never talks to you anymore, except to send jokes.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9.

17. You actually looked back up to see that there wasn't a #9.